Bitchslap!

JULIA.ANG. <:

You are as small as this font you bitch.

I'm doing this cause i've been online practically the whole morning and i really have nothing else to do. & since bitchbfftiny Julia did one for me, this shall go out to her. (I was forced to do this) Teehee, obviously not. No one can force me to do anything, i did it cause i love her! Yayyyy! :D

10 reasons why JULIA ANG is my bbf! (BestBitchFriend) <:

1. She always understands me high or low, deep or wide.

2. She loves to bitch with me and we have loads and hips of fun.

3. We put the world behind us when we're together and forget that its even spinning.

4. We do heaps of crazy and fun stuff you can never think of.

5. When i'm lost (without a gps), she'll come get me. But just not at night, cause she won't be able to see me.

6. I'm TALLER than her and i feel damn good about it.

7. We're going to pia together, through thick and thin for netball and studies.

8. i cannot think of any other reasons cause she's just too awesome for me to even think.

9. I know! She promised me to go get tattoo and helix piercing cause its damn kewl. HAHAHA. (Inside joke)

10. She's really the bestbitchtinynobrainsfreak tweedle-dum friend anyone can ever have.

In conclusion, (just like how i concluded my speech and it became model answer for my class which i still feel super awesome about) JULIA ANG, I FRIGGING LUV YOU. <:

-this is what happens when you're stuck at home with a shitload of homework and nothing else-